THIS! My only issue is… Where the splaboos at??? I know they could have fit Denzel in there somewhere… It’s ok though… Mexicans are the 2010 Niggas, right?
“Everyone, get to tha choppa!”
Last night I went and saw the movies Predators. In short, it was predictable and boring. In the other Predator movies (even the AVP ones), we are introduced to at least ONE new aspect of the Predator that we haven’t seen before. Whether it be weapons or mannerisms or technology. I guess they did show us something new but it wasn’t that cool at all. Topher Grace’s character was absolutely pointless. And the ending solidified the pointlessness in his character. Fishburne’s character was cooler in the trailers than the actual movie. Matter of fact, watching the trailer makes me want to see the movie again lol. But fool me once… One thing that was very cool was the main Predator’s mask. That’s what I wanna be for Halloween. Fuck gettin a six pack to model underwear, I want it just so that I can paint myself camo-green, get some Lil’ Wayne dreds and a Predator mask. I’d be the shortest fuckin Predator ever…not a good look. So if you are going to see the movie, I’d suggest getting the cheapest tickets you can.
Seeing the trailer for Machete has got me hyped tho. It’s about time Danny Trejo has received a starring role in a movie. Dude has been in the game for AGES. And he’s nice with it too. And his ink work is fire.
We all like big butts, and we can not lie. But if you pretend to have one, I’ll laugh at you till I die.
Nicki Minaj - Your Love
I knew my ass should have joined up for all them Tiger Schulmann classes when I was younger!! Them is some badddd karate chicks in that class! I’d judo dick em all! But WTF Nicki! Whats up with Young Money murking themselves in they own videos? First Drake, now Nicki?? This ain’t Inception!
Anonymous asked: how many bitches are gonna be on your dick when you die?
Ten Hundred Thousand bitches on my dick! - Splaboon
